Max: How many have I had? Maid: Two. Max: Make it an uneven three. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain von Trapp: Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading u...
1. Remember, when in doubt, fuck. 记住，有疑问的时候，就去做爱。 2. All information will be given on a need-to-know basis. 不重要的事你不需要知道。 3. Uh, perhaps you'll feel more comfortable in this, sir. 也许您穿上这件会更舒服【fú】些，先生。 4. All I want from...
After watching the movie I was touched by the melon dad's brother, he is in danger the first thought of his children, rather than his own. The more I learned that no matter what kind of difficulties encountered, must learn to move the brain, only thoughtful...
圆首的秘书:
黏我啊:
不要不开心哦:
谢小麦:
暖言巷陌:
ddgg:
爱哭的女王:
一个麻瓜:
爱吃馒头的宝宝: